what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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