How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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