omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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