My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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