White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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