maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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