You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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