I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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