Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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