I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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