i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm having to shit out rocks
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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