yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
is wine microwaveable?
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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