she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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