That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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