I wish I could punch you in the face.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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