I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
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I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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