oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
the raccoons are back...
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