It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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