I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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