I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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