I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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