ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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