Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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