If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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