And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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