I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I touched a dick in church today
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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