Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
The power of my boobs compel you
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize