and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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