You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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