Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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