I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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