HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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