He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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