So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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