Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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