i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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