he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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