Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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