A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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