wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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