This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It's official drugs can't kill me
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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