Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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