You're completely useless in the revolution.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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