I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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