She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
They took my balls.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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