Christians are straight up FREAKS
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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