I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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