She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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