So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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