Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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