Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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