DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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